SOME PEOPLE SAY THE DARNEST THINGS!! GOOD THING THERE PEOPLE TO WRITE THEM DOWN TO REMEMBER!!

 

"Aside from Michael, you are my second favorite, girl."

Sherri Shepherd, giving Janet Jackson rank behind her famous brother, on The View

"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."

- Arnold Schwarzenegger




"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa."

- Britney Spears

"Im not anorexic. Im from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me."

- Jessica Simpson

"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"

- Christina Aguilera

Im so smart now. Everyone's always like take your top off. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. Im not stupid.

- Paris Hilton

"I love Africa in general. South Africa and West Africa. They are both great countries."

Paris Hilton, to the media while visiting South Africa with boyfriend Benji Madden

Why'd anyone want a little thing up their butt when they can go free?

~Kelly Clarkson on how she hates wearing underwear.

"I break the law all the time! I've done plenty of illegal narcotics, but I think everyone knowingly breaks the law pretty often, don't they? I can't imagine living my life abiding by the law completely. That'd be tough to do."
- Lost star Matthew Fox on being naughty

"I'm like a menu at an expensive restaurant, you can look at me, but you can't afford me."
- Anna Kournikova

"Every other band should be wiping my ass. The line forms over there to the left."
- Gene Simmons



"Hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don't have back problems."
- Dolly Parton

"One of my heroes is Barbie. She may not do anything, but she always looks great doing it."
- Paris Hilton

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